New Moon Mania

 

New Moon. If you went and saw it Friday, then you most likely agree with me that you are still caught up in all the excitement. The term that I prefer to give it is that “I’m on a one way trip on the Twilight mania train and there are no brakes.” This of course is coming from someone who bought her New Moon movie tickets two months in advanced and had a legit New Moon party before the movie. What did this party entail you ask? I’m talking New Moon party plates, New Moon party napkins, New Moon bracelets, New Moon pins, New Moon key chains, New Moon stickers and Twilight chocolates. So yeah, you can go ahead and call me crazy. I’ll take it with pride as I go and see the movie multiple times in the coming weeks.

Now excuse me while I go put up the beautiful Robert Pattinson pictures from his recent Vanity Fair shoot. I’m just sayin’… you too will probably go through an entire ink cartridge as you subconsciously print off all these pictures and immediately put them on your wall.

A Guy’s Worst Enemy:Edward Cullen

 

You can say his name to any girl and she will squeal with delight and will most likely keel over at the thought of him. If you mention his name to a guy, well…he’s just going to get angry and put up a fight about the fact that he’s not real. Which would then turn into the girl arguing with the guy about the fact that Edward is real and yadda, yadda, yadda.  

So what is it about this guy? Is it his sultry stare that can stop anyone in their tracks? Or is it his pale, icy skin that resembles that of a porcelain doll? Or maybe it’s that he is 50% of one of the most beautiful love stories that takes place in Twilight.  

You kind of can’t blame guys for disliking this hunk of vampire, I mean he kind of does have it all. He is a total babe, has that bad boy appeal (in the sense that he is a blood-sucking threat to Bella’s life) and has 90%  of the world’s  female population lusting after him. I feel sorry for any guy who is dating a Twilight fanatic actually. From a girl’s point of view, no one will ever come close to Edward Cullen, not even their own boyfriend in some cases.  

So to all the dudes out there who feel like they are 2nd place next to a fictional character, be ready to have a guy’s night out once November 20th rolls around. Because once New Moon comes out, it’s game over, I’m just sayin’…